Hurry up with my damn croissants.

2013. Right. Let's do this. Big thanks (again) to Waub for making me cycle through hot lead singer's La$tNaMe$ to login to Wordpress once a year. While I've neglected the site, rest assured gallons of my digital ink spilled into unfunny writing elsewhere, as any of my procrastinating-email recipients know. Or the sad bastards following me here.